Now Open · 7:30AM–8:30PM daily
You dirty dog.
Professional self-service dog wash bays, now open in Portage Park, Chicago. Register now and your door access code lands in your inbox in minutes.
WE KNOW HOW IT GOES.
Mud happens. So do mystery smells.
Your dog finds the muddiest puddle on the block. Rolls in something unidentifiable. Or just hits that point where the smell has become...undeniable.
So you drag them to the bathroom, wrestle them into the tub, and you end up both taking a bath. There's fur on every surface. Your back hurts. Your bathroom looks like a crime scene.
Our Drains. Our Problem.
professional-grade self-service dog wash bays in the heart of Portage Park, Chicago.
You make the mess here instead of your house.
Three Steps. One Clean Dog.
How it works
Register Online
Free. Takes two minutes. Enter your info and accept the waiver.
Get your code by email
Your access code arrives by email in minutes — it's yours alone.
Show up whenever
7:30AM–8:30PM daily. No appointment. Punch in your code, tap to pay, wash your pup, be on your way.
Everything Included. Except the Dog. Bring That.
What's included
All-in-one wash bays
Shampoo, conditioner, and flea & tick treatment are dispensed right through the hose.
Blow dryer
Because a wet dog in your car is its own problem.
Tap to pay
No cash accepted. Credit card terminals are at every bay.
Keyless access
Your code works every visit, 7:30AM–8:30PM daily.
Any size dog
Stainless steel bays fit everyone, from pocket-sized to couch-filling.
Your bathroom stays a bathroom
You're very welcome.
Simple Pricing. No Surprises.
Pricing
Quick Rinse
A quick paw or coat rinse.
Small "Butt" Mighty
For smaller dogs, if you're quick.
The Full Wash
The sweet spot for everything your dog needs.
The Deluxe
Big, fluffy, or double-coated.
Pay at the bay. Tap to pay accepted.
Come Dirty. leave Clean.
Register once. Show up whenever. Leave with a clean dog and a dry bathroom.
Register Now — It's Free